"The best thing about getting older is that you gain sincerity,"
says Tommy Smothers. "Once you learn to fake that, there's nothing you can't do."
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Kevin: "My wife and I argue a lot. She's very touchy--the least little thing sets her off."
Christopher: "You're lucky. Mine is a self-starter."
---------------------------------------------------------------Did you hear about the director of the Department of Motor Vehicles who resigned on Tuesday?
He tried to resign on Monday, but found he'd been standing in the wrong line.
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