Did you hear about the beavers?
They're the best dam builders in the world!

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In memory of Yogi Berra...here's a favorite Yogi-ism...
[Never answer an anonymous letter!]

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After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep
in front of the TV and spent the night in the chair. In
the morning, his wife woke him up. "Get up, dear," she said.
"It's 20 to seven."
He awoke with a start. "In whose favor?"

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