Sitting in a rowboat, the novice fisherman asked his companion, "Got any more of those little plastic floats?"
"Why?"
"This one keeps sinking."

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You can always spot an employee who's playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who gets a hole in one and says, "Oops!"

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Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his feet.

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