Said a fisherman after removing a tiny fish from his hook and throwing it back into the water: "Don't show up around here anymore without your parents!"

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The diner was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter,"
he barked, "didn't you hear me say 'well done'?
"I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."

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"What position does your brother play on the football team?"
Tom was asked.
"I'm not real sure," the boy replied, "but I think he's one of the drawbacks."

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