Husband to wife: "You're always nagging me about my golf. It's driving me mad."
Wife: "It wouldn't be a drive--just a short putt."

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Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to their childhood, they're already there!

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There's a new garlic diet around. You don't lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance!
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