A drunk guy gets on a bus, weaves his way toward the back of the bus and sits next to a nun.
Nun said, "You're going to hell for being in such awful condition."
Drunk said, "Oh No! I'm on the wrong bus."

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A farm kid, caring for her cow at the county fair, sees a fly enter the cow's ear and not come out. The next day that 4-H'er is milking the same cow. And sure enough. The fly comes out in the milk.

This proves, what...? In one ear and out the udder.

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Daddy is a road-worker. His son is sure daddy wouldn't steal from his job. But when the lad gets home, all the signs are there!

cry whistle crazy

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