Man to clerk in video store: "I'd like to exchange this
diet-and-workout tape for one on self-acceptance."

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"In New York City," notes comedian Jay Leno, "they're
handing out condoms to high-school students. Gee, I
thought it was a big day when I got my class ring!"

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At a party several young couples were discussing the
difficulties of family budgets. "I really don't want a
lot of money," said one yuppie. "I just wish we could
afford to live the way we're living now."


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