A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, "Now these are real tough guys in here. Do you think you can handle it?"
"No problem," the applicant replied. "If they don't behave, out they go!"

Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
A: A large fortune.

John, teaching his parrot to talk: "Repeat after me, "I can walk."
Parrot: "I can walk."
John: "I can talk."
Parrot: "I can talk."
John: "I can fly."
Parrot: "That's a lie."
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