I love anything that makes me smile!

Here's one or two or three:

Las Vegas is loaded with all kinds of gambling devices," says Joey Adams. "Dice tables, slot machines, and wedding chapels."

And then there's the shop-a-holic whose friend complimented her on her new car. "Oh, thanks," the woman replied. "I'm getting about 20 malls per gallon!"

Q. What the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
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