Q. "If you had only one wish, what would it be?"
A. "I'd wish all my wishes would come true!"

Doctor: "Mrs. Smith, I have to tell you I don't like the looks of your husband."
Patient's wife: "Neither do I, but he's good to the children."

First Farmer: "I used to quit plowing for lunch every day at exactly eleven-thirty."
Second Farmer: "Did you have a wristwatch or a pocket watch?"
First Farmer: "Neither. The whistle at the sawmill blows every day at noon, and I would just quit a half-hour before I heard it."
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