How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? (10 tickles)... tentacles.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone? a fungi to be around!

Psychiatrist to patient: "You have nothing to worry about--
anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure."
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