If fruit comes from fruit trees, where do chickens from?
Poul-trees.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks how much a shot of whiskey is?
Bartender said, "For you. No Charge."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent!
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