Q: What goes "Zzub, zzub'?
A: A bee flying backward.

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don't know the lyrics.

Q: What goes "Ha,ha! Thump"?
A: A man laughing his head off.

Q: What is the greatest invention in the world?
A: Venetian blinds. If it wasn't for them, it would be
curtains for all of us.

Q: What do you call a vanishing American?
A: One who pays cash for everything he buys.
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