What does a cow say when walking backwards? Oom!

What do you get when a cow falls down? Ground beef.

What did the cow say when she woke up? It's just an udder day!

Where do cows buy their clothes? From cattlelogues.

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk & quackers.

What's a cow's favorite TV show? Steer Trek.

Why would steers make good golfers? They spend a lot of time on the range!
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