Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie into it!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

A: He's ALL RIGHT now!
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As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Goethe