Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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