Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: "But, I only have one mouse."
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the open desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I
wrote 'click'."
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