What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
----It's in Kings, where it says David sat on the throne for forty years.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
-----When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

The ark was built three stories high and the top story had a window to let light in. But, how did they get light to the bottom two stories?
-----They used floodlights.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
-----They raised Cain.