Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.

"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions
and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the
bar and called to the bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light."