This is hysterical.

I'm all for trying lotions, potions, creams, oils, whatever it takes to get you going.

Speaking of where to put the seeds, there's a true story told by a friend of a friend who's an ER physician. This woman goes to the ER and told the doc, "I have vines groin' outta my virginia."

The doc said, "what?"

She said, "I have vines growin' outta my virginia."

Sure enough, when the doc examined her, she had vines growing out of her vagina.

Someone told her to stick a potato in her virginia if she didn't want her bladder to keep dropping.

So she did.

The doctor removed the potato, vines and all.

True story, so I wonder what would happen with the pumpkin seeds?
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