And now for the W words!!!

wacky, wad, waddle, wade

I thought I was going wacky,
when everything tasted so icky-acky.

I felt like a cow chewing on a wad,
the stuff in my mouth had to be sod.

Then the doctor said, why madame, don't doddle,
you're pregnant and soon all you'll do is waddle.

Just as sure as the ace of spade,
the way you walk will look resemble a wade.

Being pregnant is not for the weak or the sad,
Its the time of your life where being weird is good, not bad.