Gosh, all my shorts are now knee length! I feel so exposed if shorter.

Last night I was at wally world and noticed a women about 50, heavily tanned, tank top, tatoo, and with I'm certain were fake ta-tas. Her shorts were not only exposing the bottom of her bum, but also her plumbers coin slot through the fabric! I was embarrased to see someone of her age exposing herself - I know in todays economic times that less is more - yet, not with clothes! I wanted to throw a beach towel over her. Eek and geesh.

I saw her again at Target about an hour later! She sure was strutting her stuff!