Boo hoo! I can't win. I don't suppose I could win under a false name....whattt? How about if I split the books with someone else? No? Then how about I come live with you unless you send me some books.....I thought so. You wimp.

Okay...I was only joshin' bout moving in. Stopyourbellyakin...

But you wouldn't happen to have any cookbooks in that stack, would ya? Hmmm?