I bet you know which version I agree with!

Any arguments make sure are on the mends,
because its no fun to lose any FRIENDS.

When I get upset, my friends the BOOMERS,
Just tell me to put on my big girl bloomers.

Lose some fat and those flabby loins,
will separate, and no longer JOIN.

I haven't a clue what is meant by RHYMESTER,
I think our friend Edelweiss is playing the jester.
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A tiny Een,
is called an EENIE.

When you provoke one.
they become quite the MEENIE.

I once knew a woman by the name of Hermine,
selfish about her things, she'd yell out they're MYNIE

If you don't hang on tight to your dough,
you'll be in the street, a homeless MOE.
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