I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I have underwear that lasted longer than most relationships. Mostly my fault though. I have standards and if they don't meet them, I'm outta there.

Standards like

a) No smoking
b) Light drinker
c) Loves children, any age
d) Loves to read/travel/cook
e) Doesn't have a mother, never did
f) Doesn't have children
g) Likes short, fluffy women
h) Has money running out the ying yang and wants me to have it
i) Has money run---what? Hey, it's MY list.
j) Knows how to fix plumbing, cars, and build things

And those are just the pre-dating questions.
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Queen JJ
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All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond
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