But M is a has-been, and is onto a new life making purses. Her youth disqualified her for the boomer party, so she went out to a RAVE party. Meanwhile, other boomers were receiving tons and tons of cards. By this time, the post person was no longer grumpy, but was cheered by the popularity of boomer women everywhere. So another boomer, named _________ started opening her cards, and here is what she found: