Did ya'll see that gigantic flash of light? No, it wasn't a UFO...it was the light bulb coming on over my head! For some time now...anytime I'm going to be in da royal neighborhood...about 45 miles from me...she conveniently has other plans...I've never visited the palace...now I know why...hence the light bulb...she's keeping all the knights to herself...doesn't want me over there causing a rucous...

Sooooooo...how 'bout it girls...wanna join me in a peasants' coup...in fact...we may just find The King himself there...
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Jane Carroll