I am floored that so few of you like greens.
I'm thinking you haven't had them prepared properly. We mix them - mustards, collards and turnips. One of our favorite Christmas (not New Year) fares. For New Year we have green cabbage along with our black eyed peas. We also put our quarter over the doorsill. Mine fell down almost immediately after I placed it on the sill next to last years. It did so because my DH had to look out at some of the fireworks our neighbors were setting off at midnight. I took a piece of tape and taped it back up!