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#99870 - 12/21/06 08:35 PM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: chatty lady]
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
Santa hat and three matching pom poms. She had a reciept from Dr. Dod's office in her hand. Waving furiously, she said "Santa you have to pay this bill from last year."
"What bill?" Mrs Clause said in a huff.
"The bill from the Doctor's office, Ms Pom Pom said.
"Yeah, you remember Santa....?
The Holiday Inn was gonna charge us $60.00 and the Hilton said $75.00. We did it at the Doctors office....'member NOW!
Sign....sign it's for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare.
Did what at the Doctors office, Nick? Mrs Clause inquired.
Well, er...we, ah...
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#99871 - 12/21/06 08:56 PM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: chickadee]
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Registered: 02/24/04
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"Gotta go my dear," Santa exclaimed while adjusting his new trousers, "the gifts need giving and the reindeers are getting restless." Santa jumped into the sleigh and as he wiped his brow he thought, "wow that was close, now to business, lets see next stop Las Vegas, shouldn't be any problems there." Little did Santa know that awaiting him in Las Vegas was
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#99872 - 12/21/06 10:05 PM Re: A snow day story.... *DELETED* [Re: chatty lady]
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#99873 - 12/21/06 10:56 PM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: Danita]
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Registered: 06/30/05
Posts: 383
Loc: Illinois
another boomer gal just waiting for him to slide down the chimney!

She'd been a good girl all year and had waited patiently..."What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", she whispered to herself as she set the last of her plans in place.

"Let's see, cookies, hot spiked cidar...all I need now is a little Christmas magic."
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#99874 - 12/22/06 12:47 AM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: starting over]
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Registered: 11/24/06
Posts: 2930
Loc: Belfast/Northern Ireland
the magic started in her hart waiting she whistfully thought throw all the years events. Ponderring she sat beside the fireplace, barly regesterring the coldness of the stone thrugh her sheer nightwaire. Absently she whistled a tune from behind her teeth, denoting mournfullness one minet laughter the next all and all it's been a good year...exept from that one little instadent of....

sparkles, golded floted from her fireplace, she knew he approches, could she really detain the clauss man for the night when so many children rellied on him for their only teensty weenstie present they get in all the year, the ooonllyyyy one

startled from her thoughts and humming..... black boots appeared tipped with white trim, woke her from her mussing, slender athletic legs musculer from all the climbing appered next and as the soot from the fireplace began to settle and the dazzling golden swirrling fleck incressed into a dense haze. As the haze slowed and settled she made out a figure standing tall and proud...a deep voice resonated round the room and originated from the direction of the fireplace. Once again the voice called
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#99875 - 12/22/06 01:48 AM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: celtic_flame]
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Registered: 04/28/06
Posts: 696
Loc: London
Hi.. my name is Julie London...I have been away a while with my buddy Elvis...but then some Big Bearded Bloke asked me to bring you something, as he was exausted, halucinating and sick to his belly after eating too many sweeties. He gave me this parcel and instructed me to tell you that it could only be opened when you have been kissed by a......


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#99876 - 12/22/06 05:54 AM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: Poppie]
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Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
singing reindeer. Well, it's OK if he finishes the song first, and then kisses you. But no one ever gives the reindeer anything, and they work so hard. So if you'll just...
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#99877 - 12/22/06 09:16 AM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: meredithbead]
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Registered: 06/05/06
Posts: 4136
Loc: American living in Europe
…step outside. He's pawing a hole in the ground, he's so impatient." Julie London opened the front door and beckoned the Las Vegas Lady to follow her.

"I have to kiss the singing reindeer in order to open the parcel? That's crazy." The Las Vegas lady laid her housecoat over her shoulders and hesitantly followed Julie outside.

There the reindeer proudly stood; his antelopes blinking off and on like neon Vegas lights, while he lisped between pursed flabby lips: "All I want for Christmas is a Kiss from You."

The boomer lady patiently waited till the reindeer finished his song. She then bent over and gave him a big smack.

Julie London quickly placed the parcel on the ground. Right before their eyes, the parcel started to expand and grow in all directions. It spewed out fog and mighty firecracker sounds filled the air.

The single Boomer lady's eyes widened, as she spied through the dense mist a faint outline of a man…..

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#99878 - 12/22/06 10:08 AM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: Edelweiss]
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Suddenly the Vegas ladys eyes opened wide and before her holding a bottle of bubbly stood tall, sexy Sam Elliott. Julie hopped on the reindeer and disappeared into the night shouting "Merry Christmas Chatty, enjoy him, he's yours for the night." She pulled Sam inside, turned off the lights, settled onto the sofa, and
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#99879 - 12/22/06 02:14 PM Re: A snow day story.... [Re: chatty lady]
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Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 2529
Loc: Southern California
...this scene has been edited due to mature content....

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