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#97684 - 12/05/06 12:52 AM "12 days of a Menopausal Christmas"
bamgibbs Offline
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Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 322
Loc: Durham, NC
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two aspirin-- for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five Hot Flash fans!
4 blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!--four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin---for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!


On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven chocolate bars, ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve pints of gin, eleven chocolate bars, ten memory pills, nine pairs of glasses, eight bags of ice, seven packs of bedsheets, six bottles of estrogen, Five Hot Flash Fans!—four blank checks, three morphine taps, two aspirin—for a headache cause he wouldn’t shut up!

**Written and sung by yours truly, Beverly Mahone** (copyright 2006)
It's available for FREE with a purchase of the "Hope for the Holidays" CD Project: http://www.talk2bev.com/holiday.htm

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#97686 - 12/05/06 08:30 AM Re: "12 days of a Menopausal Christmas" [Re: ]
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Hey Anne want to borrow my .38, it shuts the bas-a-ds up every time, and no headache from gin the next day either...
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#97687 - 12/05/06 07:24 PM Re: "12 days of a Menopausal Christmas" [Re: chatty lady]
Vicki M. Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/06/03
Posts: 2196
Loc: Tampa, FL
Great imagination, but I sure hope my Christmas isn't like that! :-)
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