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#75147 - 12/12/05 03:38 AM Education for those over 50-What goes together
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 3512
Loc: outer space
Those of you who have seen this before may need a review. There will be a TEST!

Many of us over 50, way over 50, or on the way to 50 are confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate Bad Taste in fashion for the Older Folks
14. Thongs and Depends

smile

[ December 11, 2005, 07:39 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

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#75148 - 12/12/05 04:35 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
Dianne Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
Oh dear. I think I'm going to be the thongs and depends one.

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#75149 - 12/13/05 07:41 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
Dianne, I am giggling at your comment. I believe it!

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#75151 - 12/14/05 12:19 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
yepthatsme2 Offline
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Registered: 08/08/05
Posts: 816
Loc: Fredericksburg, Va.
Happy Birthday Speakermom, hope your day was extra special!

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#75152 - 12/14/05 03:12 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
Bluebird Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 2560
Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
Sorry I missed your birthday, speakermom. Hope it was great!!

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#75153 - 12/14/05 03:59 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDA! I hope you celebrated!

JJ

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#75154 - 12/14/05 05:00 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Happy belated Birthday Brenda and many, many, many, many, many, oh well you know what I mean, MORE!

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#75155 - 01/08/06 08:57 AM Re: Education for those over 50-What goes together
Sandpiper Offline
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Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1158
Loc: Kissimmee, Florida
Oh Smile, I absolutely loved the over 50 review!!! Funny, funny, funny. I am laughing so hard. I'm going to print this out and save it. I've never heard it before but it's perfect!

I finished my Bachelor of Arts degree in Public Administration in 1998. Took me forever but I did it. If I had known of this little article then I would have given it to all the older students. Lovely!!!

Sandpiper

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