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#45747 - 06/20/05 08:10 PM What religion is your bra?
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
I got this from a friend and had to share...

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra asked the clerk.
Type inquires the man, There's more than one type?
Look around, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only fourtypes
of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra...
Holtzemfromfloppen!

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#45748 - 06/20/05 11:09 PM Re: What religion is your bra?
Vicki M. Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/06/03
Posts: 2196
Loc: Tampa, FL
LOL thanks for sharing

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#45749 - 06/21/05 05:21 AM Re: What religion is your bra?
jawjaw Offline
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Mine is a UNITED WAY bra...its brings out the best in me...

JJ

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#45750 - 06/23/05 04:17 PM Re: What religion is your bra?
chickadee Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
It does JJ...Cross my Playtex heart.

chick

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#45751 - 06/23/05 05:34 PM Re: What religion is your bra?
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
This is too funny....hate bras, only wear one if I can't get away with not wearing one.... [Eek!]

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#45752 - 06/23/05 06:43 PM Re: What religion is your bra?
Wisdom&Life Offline
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Registered: 12/14/04
Posts: 724
Loc: Chesapeake, VA
Salvation Army, Yikes!

I am with you Chatty, I don't like bras either. Most of the time I wear those work-out bras.

This is a hoot!

Cheers,
Cathi

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