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#44989 - 03/18/04 12:35 PM Re: couple weeks
meredithbead Offline
The Divine Ms M

Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
My cooking is an acquired taste
and so far I'm the only one who's acquired it.

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#44990 - 03/18/04 05:08 PM Re: couple weeks
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
I'mmmmm backkkkkkk!

Look out! Here she comes!
But then it was done
Her big car ran over me.

My poor car was cracked
It was smashed it was hacked
And my hand & ribs made three

All the docs said oh pooh
No worries for you
Some day you’ll be as good as new

So I hobbled I crawled
It wasn’t a breeze
And my prayer became don’t let me sneeze

The drugs were all handy
And taste quite like candy
And for hours there was no pain

But healing came sooner
In notes from my Boomers
Cause friends heal friends again…

Being in a wreck is such a bummer
But I’m here to tell you
I’m getting a hummer!

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#44991 - 03/18/04 07:41 PM Re: couple weeks
DonnaJ Offline
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Registered: 11/01/03
Posts: 1076
Loc: Ohio, USA
ROFLOL!! Good to see you back! I give it two thumbs up and one cracked rib as a bonus. LOL!!

Donna

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#44992 - 03/18/04 09:36 PM Re: couple weeks
Dotsie Offline
Founder

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
Queen, good to see you're back at it! Hard to picture a queen in a hummer. [Big Grin] But you're no ordinary queen! [Wink]

Thistle, smart cabby,huh?

Chatty, unfortunately I don't have a young,handsome dentist!

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#44993 - 03/25/04 12:04 AM Re: couple weeks
chatty lady Offline
Writer

Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
THANK GOD FOR ITALIAN MEN......
On a recent transalantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..The turbelance is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stnds up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable. [Roll Eyes] Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone seems to have forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an ITALIAN man stands up in the center of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark curly hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves...
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers; [Wink] Iron this, and get me something to eat, pronto....!!

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#44994 - 03/26/04 01:50 AM Re: couple weeks
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Dotsie, or anyone with this knowledge; [Wink]

If I get a really funny email with pictures, how would I send it to this site as a joke under; [Big Grin] Laughter, The Best Medicine. [Big Grin] OR is it even possible. I await your reply and thanks. Boy do I ever have to take a computer course, so dumb, [Roll Eyes] eek's.

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#44995 - 03/26/04 05:01 AM Re: couple weeks
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Chatty, and everyone...Dotsie is having MAJOR problems with her computer so if you don't get a timely reply, not to worry. She may be off even a couple of days...Then again, she may jump on her hubby's computer...

But just in case, I wanted to let you all know.

JJ

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#44996 - 03/26/04 05:29 AM Re: couple weeks
Evie Offline
Member

Registered: 08/27/03
Posts: 791
Loc: Nipigon, Ontario Canada
geez, JJ - if she "jumps on her husbands computer" won't she break it? [Razz]

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#44997 - 03/26/04 06:27 AM Re: couple weeks
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
nahhh...she ain't heavy...she's my sistah...teehee

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#44998 - 03/26/04 06:29 AM Re: couple weeks
Candice Johnson Offline
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Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 416
Loc: Alexandria, VA
chatty, very funny joke about the airplane. For a moment I thought we were going to get a peak at some of the writing you do.

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