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#34486 - 09/23/04 09:52 PM PMSing?
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
I got this from the queen and had to share:

THE THREE BEARS

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!"
he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear
who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the d@#$ table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the
cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-as@#$ downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more
time.

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE D@#$ PORRIDGE YET !!

How can people not include thier names with these things?

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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#34487 - 09/23/04 11:41 PM Re: PMSing?
Songbird Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 2830
Loc: Massachusetts, USA
Even momma bears have sugh huge load of work, huh? What is it with the rest of the family that can't seem to understand it??? [Big Grin]

[Wink] As long as you're a momma, you got work 4 ever!!!!

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