Site Links










Top Posters
Dotsie 23647
chatty lady 20267
jawjaw 12025
jabber 10011
Dianne 6123
Latest Photos
car
Useable gifts!
Winter wonderland/fantasy for real
The Soap lady meets the Senator
baby chicks
Angel
Quilted Christmas Stocking
Latest Quilt
Shelter from the storm
A new life
Who's Online
0 Registered (), 44 Guests and 1 Spider online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
3217 Members
63 Forums
16318 Topics
210647 Posts

Max Online: 189 @ 09/21/13 03:01 PM
Topic Options
#221034 - 10/02/15 06:24 PM Friday funnies
Anne Holmes Administrator Offline
Boomer in Chief

Registered: 03/12/10
Posts: 3192
Loc: Illinois
_________________________
Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women.
www.nabbw.com
www.boomerwomenspeak.com
www.boomerlifestyle.com
www.boomerco.com

Top
#221035 - 10/02/15 08:02 PM Re: Friday funnies [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Offline
Member

Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10011
Loc: New York State
I don't get it!
_________________________
"MOLLIE'S FOLLIES" by Bonnie Mill-Lemke, aka Jabber, is available at the Kindle Store and in paperback on Amazon.com.
URL - https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke

Top
#221038 - 10/12/15 06:03 PM Re: Friday funnies [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Administrator Offline
Boomer in Chief

Registered: 03/12/10
Posts: 3192
Loc: Illinois
I guess i forgot to attach the jokes, Jabber! LOL!
_________________________
Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women.
www.nabbw.com
www.boomerwomenspeak.com
www.boomerlifestyle.com
www.boomerco.com

Top
#221039 - 10/12/15 06:10 PM Re: Friday funnies [Re: Anne Holmes]
Anne Holmes Administrator Offline
Boomer in Chief

Registered: 03/12/10
Posts: 3192
Loc: Illinois
Trying again - on Monday:

While clearing out the loft in the family home, a man finds a rather nice painting and a ratty old violin. Remembering that such things should never be discarded before being valued, he takes them to the local auction house to show an expert.
"Well, this is interesting, sir," says the auctioneer, "what you have here is a Turner and a Stradivarius. Have you heard of either of them?" The man replies, "Very vaguely, the names ring a bell somewhere, why?"
"Well, unfortunately for you, Stradivarius wasn't a very good painter;.. and Turner made rubbish violins."
*

A man takes a large metal box to the Antiques Roadshow and shows it proudly to the resident expert.
The expert lifts the lid and gasps he hasn't seen one like it for some years.
"Where did you get it?" he asks.
"It was in the loft of my house...which is over 150 years old," says the chap.
"Do you have insurance?" asks the expert.
"Why, is it worth something? Will I really need insurance?"
"I'll say," the expert replies. "This is your cold water tank."
*

A man purchases a grandfather clock from an antique store. As he's leaving with it he accidentally walks into a drunk. They both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits. The man says, "Why don't you look where you're going?" The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"
*

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'.
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century.

Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"...Sticks?" Paddy replied.
*

Claire travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop in Stratford upon Avon, England. Here, Claire speaks to Victoria, the shop's owner, "When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied Victoria, "but I can't possibly sell you that."
"Oh, what a pity, but why not?" inquired Claire.
"Because," said the owner, "that's my husband."
*

And finally...taken from newspaper classifieds:
"For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."

"Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store"
_________________________
Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women.
www.nabbw.com
www.boomerwomenspeak.com
www.boomerlifestyle.com
www.boomerco.com

Top



NABBW.com | Forum Testimonials | Newsletter Sign Up | View Our Newsletter | Advertise With Us
About the Founder | Media Room | Contact BWS
Resources for Women | Boomer Books | Recent Reads | Boomer Links | Our Voices | Home

Boomer Women Speak
9672 W US Highway 20, Galena, IL 61036 • info@boomerwomenspeak.com • 1-877-BOOMERZ

Boomer Women Speak cannot be held accountable for any personal relationships or meetings face-to-face that develop because of interaction with the forums. In addition, we cannot be held accountable for any information posted in Boomer Women Speak forums.

Boomer Women Speak does not represent or endorse the reliability of any information or offers in connection with advertisements,
articles or other information displayed on our site. Please do your own due diligence when viewing our information.

Privacy PolicyTerms of UseDisclaimer

Copyright 2002-2018 • Boomer Women SpeakBoomerCo Inc. • All rights reserved