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#220788 - 03/18/15 02:23 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A. Two points like everybody else.

Q. Where do skunks go to pray?
A. The Pew.

Q. Where do horses go shopping?
A. Old-neighvy.
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#220790 - 03/18/15 10:03 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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I tried a couple of times but couldn't get the video to play.
Bet she had a choreographer show her some moves beforehand, however. Both Michelle and Barack are engagingly charismatic
people. And I enjoy seeing their public appearances.
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#220807 - 03/25/15 01:25 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Q. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A. Look grandfather, no hands!

Q. Why are horses always so fit?
A. Because they're on a stable diet.

Q. What three words are guaranteed to humiliate men?
A. Hold my purse!
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#220825 - 04/08/15 03:27 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Q. How do you make Holy water?
A. You boil the hell out of it.

Q. What makes a forum?
A. A two-um plus a two-um...
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#220829 - 04/09/15 05:21 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Ha Ha ! Thanks
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#220836 - 04/15/15 04:07 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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Q. What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
A. "Shoe!"

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Q. Why do hummingbirds hum?
A. Because they don't know the words.
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#220837 - 04/15/15 08:46 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Good ones, Jabber!
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#220843 - 04/22/15 10:04 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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Q. What did the ocean say to the beach?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What food did scientists discover diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A. Wedding cake.

Q. What should you give a man that has everything?
A. A woman to show him how everything works.

laugh

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#220844 - 04/29/15 01:31 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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When a chauffeur buys a limo and twenty years pass without getting even one customer, what does he have to show fer it?

And here's an over excited spring gardener who wet his plants!

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!
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#220845 - 04/29/15 07:15 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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You've cleary found a wonderful source for great jokes, Jabber. Great ones, each week! Thanks!
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