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#220760 - 02/18/15 11:01 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it...
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#220761 - 02/20/15 07:49 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Ha Ha!! Great jokes this week. Thanks !!

Here's a great joke I found on Facebook and wanted to share...
Car Won't Drive
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#220763 - 02/20/15 10:21 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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#220764 - 02/21/15 11:23 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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I read this on Facebook,too, and laughed myself silly. What a nut-job.
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#220771 - 02/25/15 11:07 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Just changed my Facebook name to "No one" so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say "No one likes this".

How did the blone die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?


wink whistle smirk sleep
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#220772 - 03/04/15 08:27 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

Q: Why are women like roads?
A: The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Q: Why should you never argue with a fool?
A: Because they'll lower you to their level and then beat you
with experience.
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#220777 - 03/10/15 09:17 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Great jokes! I'll try to find some to reciprocate.
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#220778 - 03/11/15 07:38 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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Q. What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
A. You look a little pail!

Q. What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A. Nightmares!

Q. Why do some people appear bright before they speak?
A. Light travels faster than sound.
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#220780 - 03/11/15 10:16 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
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Anne, You don't need to reciprocate. I just do this in an attempt to get people to forget their troubles for a couple seconds. That's all...!
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#220781 - 03/13/15 07:13 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Administrator Offline
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Hey Jabber!

I like to share! How about this? It's a video from the Ellen DeGeneres Show. She has First Lady Michelle Obama on as her guest, and Michelle is explaining that at this year's White House Easter Egg Roll, there is going to be a dance segment, to promote her "Let's Move" initiative.

Here, we see Ellen and The First Lady showcasing the dance.

It's not a joke, but it is a "Fun Friday" opportunity.
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