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#210527 - 01/19/11 03:13 PM Zzub, zzub...
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Q: What goes "Zzub, zzub'?
A: A bee flying backward.

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don't know the lyrics.

Q: What goes "Ha,ha! Thump"?
A: A man laughing his head off.

Q: What is the greatest invention in the world?
A: Venetian blinds. If it wasn't for them, it would be
curtains for all of us.

Q: What do you call a vanishing American?
A: One who pays cash for everything he buys.

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#210533 - 01/19/11 07:58 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: jabber]
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Thanks, I needed that! LOL
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#210538 - 01/20/11 02:46 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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We all need a chuckle now and again! The man laughing his head
off is funny to me, after this beheading trial we've got goin'
around here. This defense thing is the biggest laugh of all!!!

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#210555 - 01/21/11 01:37 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: jabber]
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Chatty has a video posted on FB of an aged lady giving a speech.
It's really cute and funny.

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#210567 - 01/22/11 09:50 AM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: jabber]
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That video of the elderly woman I have on Facebook is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Also I have jokes on my latest blog post to give everyone a chuckle. Click on blog signature below to view them.
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#210570 - 01/22/11 01:30 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: chatty lady]
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Those are cute jokes, Chatty. You made my day!

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#210572 - 01/22/11 01:40 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: jabber]
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A sign on a Pentagon desk: "The secrecy of my job does not permit me to know what I am doing."

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#210579 - 01/22/11 08:56 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Administrator Offline
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Jabber, that joke reminds me of my first husband, who had a "top secret" security classification...though I could never understand why, since I thought he was an instructor who taught computer programming... But then, maybe that was just his cover. He WAS out of the country half the time -- supposedly in Europe.

Anyway, he used to joke that he had no idea WHAT his job was, "They won't tell me because it is top secret."

Feel free to groan, I used to...
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#210605 - 01/23/11 09:39 PM Re: Zzub, zzub... [Re: Anne Holmes]
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That's a trip!

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