Site Links










Top Posters
Dotsie 23647
chatty lady 20267
jawjaw 12025
jabber 10032
Dianne 6123
Latest Photos
car
Useable gifts!
Winter wonderland/fantasy for real
The Soap lady meets the Senator
baby chicks
Angel
Quilted Christmas Stocking
Latest Quilt
Shelter from the storm
A new life
Who's Online
0 Registered (), 183 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
3239 Members
63 Forums
16332 Topics
210704 Posts

Max Online: 409 @ 01/17/20 03:33 AM
Topic Options
#20953 - 01/24/06 02:03 AM Menopause
yepthatsme2 Offline
Member

Registered: 08/08/05
Posts: 816
Loc: Fredericksburg, Va.
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"Really?"

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~~
~~~
~~
~
(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~~
~~~
~~
~
(I'm warning you.....)
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~~
~~~
~~
~
(Still not too late....delete now!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
~~~~~~
~~~~~
~~~~
~~~
~~
~
"You're simply going through the change!

I TRIED TO WARN YOU.....

[ January 23, 2006, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: yepthatsme2 ]

Top
#20954 - 01/24/06 02:10 AM Re: Menopause
Bluebird Offline
Member

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 2560
Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
It was well worth reading!!

Top
#20955 - 01/24/06 02:11 AM Re: Menopause
Eagle Heart Offline
Member

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
Brenda, that was too funny!!! I haven't chuckled like that in days and weeks! Thanks.

Top
#20956 - 01/24/06 02:12 AM Re: Menopause
kidogo Offline
Member

Registered: 01/22/06
Posts: 30
Loc: New York
Oooh! Good one!
Hey, come to think of it my mother told us for 15 years that she was going through the change...that should have made a nice retirement fund! hee hee

Top
#20957 - 01/24/06 02:22 AM Re: Menopause
china Offline
Member

Registered: 01/20/06
Posts: 31
Loc: Maryland
You made me smile. thank you!

Top
#20958 - 01/24/06 02:38 AM Re: Menopause
chatty lady Offline
Writer

Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Smile, my big fat bottom, I was hysterically laughing at this one. Too too funny and will be repeated to all the 'women' at my readers group tonight you can bet on that. How funny Yepthatsme.... [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

[ January 23, 2006, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]

Top
#20959 - 01/24/06 07:29 PM Re: Menopause
ladybug Offline
Member

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 1402
You always come up with the best ones!!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Top
#20960 - 01/25/06 03:14 AM Re: Menopause
chatty lady Offline
Writer

Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Told this to my writers group last night and it was a smash success....I'm sure there wasn't a dry pair of panties in the room. A couple wrote it down...

Top
#20961 - 01/25/06 03:39 AM Re: Menopause
yepthatsme2 Offline
Member

Registered: 08/08/05
Posts: 816
Loc: Fredericksburg, Va.
It's always nice to see others, laugh and smile. [Big Grin]

Top



NABBW.com | Forum Testimonials | Newsletter Sign Up | View Our Newsletter | Advertise With Us
About the Founder | Media Room | Contact BWS
Resources for Women | Boomer Books | Recent Reads | Boomer Links | Our Voices | Home

Boomer Women Speak
9672 W US Highway 20, Galena, IL 61036 • info@boomerwomenspeak.com • 1-877-BOOMERZ

Boomer Women Speak cannot be held accountable for any personal relationships or meetings face-to-face that develop because of interaction with the forums. In addition, we cannot be held accountable for any information posted in Boomer Women Speak forums.

Boomer Women Speak does not represent or endorse the reliability of any information or offers in connection with advertisements,
articles or other information displayed on our site. Please do your own due diligence when viewing our information.

Privacy PolicyTerms of UseDisclaimer

Copyright 2002-2019 • Boomer Women SpeakBoomerCo Inc. • All rights reserved