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#203567 - 05/16/10 10:42 PM Dogs Ear Hair
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A nice older woman was watching her dog out in the yard one day, called to him, he didn't seem to hear her so she called him again. After several times of his not coming to her she got worried that maybe he was going deaf. She took the dog to the vet and told him her worry.

After a close exam the vet smiled and said madame your dog has ears full of dog hair and I need to clean it out. Once cleaned out the dog heard perfectly.

The vet said; now the hair will grow back all the time but instead of an expensive trip for me to remove it, just buy some Nair and smooth it in carefully then q-tip the hair out. Very safe and simple to do.

So after dropping the dog off at home, she headed for the drugstore. She picked up a jar of Nair and placed it on the pharmacy counter. The Pharmist said; if you're using this on your underarmes don't put on any deodorant for a couple of hours afterwards. She answered; I'm not using it on my underarms.

Then he said; okay so when using it on your legs, make sure not to shave for several hours afterwards.
She said; I'm not using it on my legs.

The pharmacist now rather kirly asked, well where are you using it then?
She says; Oh, I'm using it on my Schnauzer. And with that the red faced man quickly handed her her bag and said; well after using it there, don't ride your bike for at least a day.

NOTE: This is just a joke NEVER put Nair anywhere near your pets ears...
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#203571 - 05/16/10 11:19 PM Re: Dogs Ear Hair [Re: chatty lady]
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Too funny!
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