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#201642 - 03/30/10 02:33 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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Myth: a female moth. BA-DA-BING?

You're welcome, Dotsie!

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#201647 - 03/30/10 03:05 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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oops, Yonuh. I repeated your joke. I must have really loved it!
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#201655 - 03/30/10 09:03 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie into it!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

A: He's ALL RIGHT now!
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#201668 - 03/30/10 11:18 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Edelweiss3]
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Said Hamlet to Ophelia:

"I'll do a sketch of thee, what kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?"
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#201669 - 03/30/10 11:24 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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Did Shakespeare stare at the Queen? No...it was more of a Lear.
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#201686 - 03/31/10 01:19 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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Are your relatives in business?'
'Yes - in the iron and steel business'
'Oh, indeed?'

'Yes - my mother irons and my father steals'
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#201687 - 03/31/10 01:23 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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Did you hear about the boat full of burgundy paint that crashed into a deserted island?

The crew was completely marooned!
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#201688 - 03/31/10 01:26 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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I am loving this corny thread!! grin


Edited by Anno (03/31/10 01:27 PM)
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#201691 - 03/31/10 02:28 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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#201692 - 03/31/10 02:32 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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"Error: No Keyboard. Press Esc."
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