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#201507 - 03/28/10 03:56 PM The Corniest Ever
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

"Robin...get in the car."

JJ!!! Save meeeeeeeeeee...
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#201511 - 03/28/10 04:08 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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Lola,
That's about as funny as that commercial where the food is
slapping the person eating it. And then the announcer says,
"If your food is fighting you...etc." Actually, I thought
Batman was cute!

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#201512 - 03/28/10 04:14 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jabber]
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LOL! Here's another.

What do you call a man hanging on the wall? Art.

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#201517 - 03/28/10 06:53 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He asked “How flexible are you?” I replied, “I can’t come on Tuesdays”.
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#201518 - 03/28/10 07:47 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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Anno, Uzzzzzz a nut!

Here's 1! Q: "Why did the Easter egg hide?"
A: It was a little chicken!

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#201519 - 03/28/10 07:49 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jabber]
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A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a bar. The man spun his dog and said: "Just looking around."

A woman and her banjo walked into a bar. Her name was Susanna.

Grrrrrrrrrroaaaan all you want. I'm far, faaaaaaar away!!! grin
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#201523 - 03/28/10 08:18 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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#201524 - 03/28/10 08:19 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
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#201526 - 03/28/10 09:00 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
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A man wrote ten pun jokes and entered them in a contest. He was absolutely confident he'd win at least with one. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Go on...roll your eyes...I can't seeeee you!!! whistle
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#201531 - 03/28/10 10:13 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
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What goes zub, zub, zub?


A bee flying backwards, of course!
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