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#195795 - 12/13/09 08:57 AM Re: Libido.... [Re: gims]
Edelweiss3 Offline


Registered: 11/19/08
Posts: 1758
Loc: American living in Germany
Where do we insert them?
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#195800 - 12/13/09 01:53 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: Edelweiss3]
Dee Offline
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Registered: 06/27/05
Posts: 2561
Loc: Alabama
EDELWEISS....ROTFLMBO....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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#195813 - 12/13/09 02:50 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: Dee]
jabber Offline
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
Pumpkin seeds? If I don't like 'em, I'll learn to! Take me to
the pumpkin seeds! Thanks gims!

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#195820 - 12/13/09 06:10 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: jabber]
Dee Offline
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Registered: 06/27/05
Posts: 2561
Loc: Alabama
Larry out planting pumpkins as we speak!!!
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#195822 - 12/13/09 06:20 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: Dee]
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
This is hysterical.

I'm all for trying lotions, potions, creams, oils, whatever it takes to get you going.

Speaking of where to put the seeds, there's a true story told by a friend of a friend who's an ER physician. This woman goes to the ER and told the doc, "I have vines groin' outta my virginia."

The doc said, "what?"

She said, "I have vines growin' outta my virginia."

Sure enough, when the doc examined her, she had vines growing out of her vagina.

Someone told her to stick a potato in her virginia if she didn't want her bladder to keep dropping.

So she did.

The doctor removed the potato, vines and all.

True story, so I wonder what would happen with the pumpkin seeds?
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#195824 - 12/13/09 07:20 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: Dotsie]
Edelweiss3 Offline


Registered: 11/19/08
Posts: 1758
Loc: American living in Germany
Whaaaaaaaaat? This IS hysterical!!

Well. to quote Dee; "Motion in the ocean is fine but I'm never going to catch the big one anymore."

Who knows what may happen after planting that pumpkin seed.
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#195836 - 12/13/09 11:04 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: Edelweiss3]
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
LIBIDO huh? Ain't that just the bee's knees. I always thought LIBIDO was the name of the big hairy Italian guy that lived down the block. Humm, imagine that!
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#195845 - 12/14/09 02:32 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: chatty lady]
jabber Offline
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
Well, I have a dropped bladder but I don't think I'll insert a
potato. Not into having vines growing where I don't want vines
growing. Some people will try any self-help method!


Edelweiss3,
Love that puppy!

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#195847 - 12/14/09 03:36 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: Dotsie]
gims Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 3404
Loc: USA
You girls are the biggest hoots!!!
Dots, I wouldn't be surprised if that story isn't true. I lived with a family (other than my birth fam) my senior year... the mom was a nurse. She told of how women would come to the ER to have light bulbs, etc. removed. But, to have vines growing seems a bit much. Are there really people (women confused) that lame brained? Really? So sad!
I'm not one wanting to increase my libido. I have better things to do with my time... but, I did a search on a site I receive e-newsletters from, searched 'libido' and found this:
http://www.nativeremedies.com/products/t...if#testimonials

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#195858 - 12/14/09 05:51 PM Re: Libido.... [Re: gims]
Mountain Ash Offline
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Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 3027
Some one else's Mom..that so figures for young women..
In my job I was for many years "someone elses mom" for many girls/toung womem.(What a gift for me.)
and from that extended group we can get answers to the questions we ponder about .

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