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#180227 - 04/15/09 01:43 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: DJ]
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Roxanne, like Blanch from The Golden Girls, wanted a new, hot body to cuddle. Meanwhile cops examined the dead man they found in the elevator.

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#180266 - 04/15/09 08:10 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: jabber]
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[jabber -- he's not in the elevator -- he's at the desk in his new job!]
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#180327 - 04/16/09 02:07 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: DJ]
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DJ,
Chatty's post #180189 said, "she dumped the body in the elevator." Leastwise, that's what I read. Am I wrong?

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#180335 - 04/16/09 03:56 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: jabber]
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You're not wrong but then all this happened to the dead body (remember, we only get 25 words so have to be concise):

"Almost immediately the dead stiff, Melvin, far from being unnoticed, was given a desk and promoted to chief of operations, tasked with answering complaining phonecalls.

"But, the phone kept on ringing. It just rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...and rang...
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"...which is not much worse than robo-voices. So, though he was dead, Melvin made a good living. Meanwhile, Roxanne, headed out to meet her date."
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#180342 - 04/16/09 05:14 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: DJ]
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Originally Posted By: DJ
...which is not much worse than robo-voices. So, though he was dead, Melvin made a good living. Meanwhile, Roxanne, headed out to meet her date.


But, she forgot that she had to put Melvin in for "overtime". He never shared his pay packet before. "Over my dead body"...
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#180344 - 04/16/09 05:19 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: Lola]
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he used to say. "KERCHING, KERCHING!!" is not such a bad word afterall, thought Roxanne. "Get my slippers, he said...Where's my beer, he said"...
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#180372 - 04/16/09 10:22 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: Lola]
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DJ,
Other than my reply to you, every post I posted that related to
this story was exactly 25 words! I'm blummin' confused now,
anyhow!

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#180375 - 04/16/09 10:41 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: jabber]
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[I'm sure you did Jabber-- my point is that maybe you didn't understand that the dead body had been resurrected and put at the desk to answer phones because it could only be said in so many words. anyway, Lola's got Melvin working overtime and Roxanne still has to get to her data, wherever that is... Lola I love the pun!]
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#180427 - 04/17/09 08:53 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: DJ]
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Quote:
Roxanne still has to get to her date


Where Cyrano awaits her. Hopefully not where Melvin used to take her. A dive where food was bad, the dish ran away with the spoon...
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#180445 - 04/18/09 02:22 PM Re: Three Word to 25 Word Story [Re: Lola]
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The dish ran away with the spoon? Now isn't that a funny, little
tune? Cyrano awaits Roxanne? That I can understand! Cyrano
a good man?

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