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#163526 - 10/22/08 10:31 PM Re: What say you...? [Re: gims]
chickadee Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
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Ha ha , I just love it!
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#163536 - 10/22/08 11:42 PM Re: What say you...? [Re: jabber]
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Registered: 02/24/04
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Loc: Nevada
Edelweiss, you are a trip, and thats a good thing. Very good Jabber! Hummm, now this may take a minute or two...LOL!

I have found that what you give,
is what you get back as you LIVE.

If you don't want any strife,
be sure to live a good LIFE.

When it comes to push or shove,
All anyone wants is true LOVE.

So now don't you go around messin,
Listen and learn life's good LESSONS.

When out drinking with a crowd and they star to spout bar-lore,
Run, head for the hills, home to hide in the PARLOR.

Just hope upon hope that your lovely friend Anno,
Will stop by today to play for you, the PIANO.

Or maybe it will be Ruby, the one they call Sleeza,
Who'll show up on your doorstep carrying a PIZZA.

Hey, don't you call me a silly as/ bumpkin,
Just cause I am shaped like a Halloween PUMPKIN,

WORDS: tennis, moose, testicles, inventory
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#163545 - 10/23/08 12:42 AM Re: What say you...? [Re: chatty lady]
chickadee Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Alabama
I worked at a place where tickle me moose were suddenly all the rage
We'd dress them up in Tennis Shoes and got paid quite the wage
When testing them we tickled them behind their long back legs
One by one they rolled across til I noticed one with "eggs"?
And as I checked the inventory I said, I'm in a pickle
They all had "eggs" between their legs, sure they won't be worth a nickel
I told the gal who glued the "eggs" on each and every Moose
I wanted two "test" tickles to see if anything was loose
I guess the deed is done now and we have to sell these toys
Renamed them Moosie Goosie and yes they ALL are boys
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#163549 - 10/23/08 02:15 AM Re: What say you...? [Re: chickadee]
gims Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! chick
I'll take two Moosie Goosies... what are they worth with the "test" tickles? LOL, too cute!

will you be offering new words? I know I can't top yours for chatty's words.

I must say again, you all are so smart and talented! And, I agree, chatty, this is fun... even when they don't come out just right (as in mine), it's still fun.

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#163551 - 10/23/08 02:22 AM Re: What say you...? [Re: gims]
chickadee Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Alabama
Sorry, I forgot the words. Tee Hee Hee I love this thread too. Problem is I want to write every poem...I have to restrain myself.
Jungle, Published, Mister, France
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#163562 - 10/23/08 10:43 AM Re: What say you...? [Re: chickadee]
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Every time I go hunting in the JUNGLE,
I trip and fall and drop my bundle.

Then it never fails, I lose my pants,
Just like when street dancing in FRANCE.

If it were not for my noisy sister
I'd be her vacationing with a sexy MISTER.

I know writing a travel guide can be troublish,
But there nothing as thrilling as when its PUBLISHED!

WORDS: Trumpet, Hatbox, Donut, Mockingbird.
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#163566 - 10/23/08 01:18 PM Re: What say you...? [Re: chatty lady]
jabber Offline
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
I want to try the parlor, piano, pizza and pumpkin again.

Since a pumpkin pizza doesn't sound very good,
Let's search for ingredients like we know we should.
Get tomatoe sauce, pepperoni, and cheese,
They'll make good pizza that's sure to please.
We'll meet in the parlor and have a snack,
And hear pa play piano, with fun tunes back to back.


Trumpet, Hatbox, Donut, Mockingbird

Blow the trumpet, then listen with both ears,
To ole mockingbird, mock its sound real clear.
Some days he'll chirp like a cardinal or jay,
Look at him now, eating donut you threw away.
Watch out, don't you know, the hatbox is open,
And there on the porch, birds might go a gropin'.
A hat may be temptin' to fowl when they rest,
Ladies' hats, make a great feather nest.


innocent, trouble, sweet, distress


Edited by jabber (10/23/08 01:19 PM)

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#163625 - 10/23/08 09:43 PM Re: What say you...? [Re: jabber]
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
You aced the piano, pizza etc. one Jabber. I will be back later to try your new words.
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#163633 - 10/23/08 10:19 PM Re: What say you...? [Re: chatty lady]
chickadee Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
innocent, trouble, sweet, distress

OH,the trouble and distress
I'm sweet as sweet can be
I'm pure and chaste and innocent
That sucks at ninety three
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#163635 - 10/23/08 10:46 PM Re: What say you...? [Re: chickadee]
gims Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 3404
Loc: USA
ouch, those are some hard words to work with, jabber... but here goes... taking it in a different direction than chick

Emotions still tender, tears ready to fall
Not wholly innocent, I realize my thrall
The trouble it brings me with dirtied distress
I search for the end to my unholy mess
Not finding the comfort in pity of me
I find sweet surrender by letting it be
Once thoughts are settled and I'm back close to whole
I re-spark my blessings to re-spark my soul.


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