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#157865 - 08/28/08 02:36 AM Re: Today [Re: jawjaw]
chickadee Member Registered: 09/26/04 Posts: 3910 Loc: Alabama	Draggin' my Arse to the Moat as we speak.....sigh _________________________ chick ~ Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't ~ ~ Prayer is the most we can do for another human being ~
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#157885 - 08/28/08 01:12 PM Re: Today [Re: chickadee]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	Chick, you're adorable. JJ, don't forget to feed our little Chickadee now and then... What's IN that moat anyway??!! Enquiring minds want to know! _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#157887 - 08/28/08 01:42 PM Re: Today [Re: Eagle Heart]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Ahhhhh...you want to know? You REALLLLLY want to know? Come mere...closer....a liiiiiiittle bit clos----whatttt? Oh peeshaw, I wasn't realllllly gonna push her in, I swear! Honest injun! <insert queenly snicker>... Eagle, if the alligators in the moat tasted you, they would only want more because you are so sweet. And THAT'S the truth! _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#157917 - 08/28/08 05:56 PM Re: Today [Re: jawjaw]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	Ah, but JJ, I've learned how to speak alligatorese. Well, not exactly, but I do speak squirrelese, so how much harder can it be to speak alligatorese?! Do alligators like walnuts? Hmmm, me thinks the alligator would probably rather have the walnuts INSIDE of the squirrel. My poor little prodigal squirrel! Nope, no way - I've just decided that I'm definitely not into moating...even if Daniel DID survive the lion's den, methinks JJ's moat would have made a better story (no offense, God, just kidding). Anyway, I prefer to eat than to be eaten. Blame this entire post on too much MSG. _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#157920 - 08/28/08 06:17 PM Re: Today [Re: Eagle Heart]
chatty lady Writer Registered: 02/24/04 Posts: 20267 Loc: Nevada	As one that has been to the moat and was forced to clean up after those pesky aligators, steer clear! Why? Huh, the last person that got too close has become a pimple on the arse of the biggest aligator. Yep, he became aligator food and then aligator poop. Remember Steve Irwin the Crocodile hunter? They said he died when bitten by a sting ray, I am not so sure... He was on his way the Alabama when he disappeared. No body was ever shown, hummmmm!!! _________________________ Take a peek at my BLOG: http://charleen-micheles.blogspot.com/
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#157932 - 08/28/08 07:25 PM Re: Today [Re: chatty lady]
gims Member Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 3404 Loc: USA	Are you all sure they aren't just a bunch of remote controlled animated fossils? Has anyone actually turned one over to rub its belly? Queen has you so afraid of 'Chompers,' 'Bits' and 'De La LizzArd' (the others having names, too). And the moat, we need to all pitch in to get her a automatic pool cleaner suitable for removing scum from a moat. Then we can fill it full of root beer... and I'll contribute enough Blue Bell for root beer moat floats.
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#157933 - 08/28/08 07:34 PM Re: Today [Re: gims]
chickadee Member Registered: 09/26/04 Posts: 3910 Loc: Alabama	A moat float...ha ha. Will a boat float on a moat float? _________________________ chick ~ Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't ~ ~ Prayer is the most we can do for another human being ~
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#157935 - 08/28/08 07:42 PM Re: Today [Re: chickadee]
gims Member Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 3404 Loc: USA	If a boat won't float on a moat float, one might get soaked.
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#157949 - 08/28/08 09:26 PM Re: Today [Re: gims]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	But what if the boat in the moat float is made of oak? Oak floats. But does an oak boat float in the moat float? What about soaked oak? Does a soaked oak boat float in the moat float? Questions you've always wanted to ask but never had a safe place to ask them. _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#157951 - 08/28/08 09:36 PM Re: Today [Re: Eagle Heart]
gims Member Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 3404 Loc: USA	If the boat in the moat float is made of oak, and the oak makes it float, we would hope the oak boat would float even if the oak were soaked. But, if a goat got a hold of the oak boat before placed in the float moat, how many folk would be end up in the moat float?
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