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#146222 - 04/13/08 07:58 PM Retirement Planning for 2008
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Registered: 06/02/06
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Loc: USA


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in
the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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#146223 - 04/14/08 10:21 PM Re: Retirement Planning for 2008 [Re: Cookie]
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How funny is that??? And true to boot!!!!
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