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#142128 - 02/13/08 11:30 AM Breakfast Special
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Registered: 12/30/05
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special"

Was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents

Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked

Incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than

Once

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#142129 - 02/14/08 05:39 AM Re: Breakfast Special [Re: Mountain Ash]
gims Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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Loc: USA
hehehe...another one bites the dust (the waitress, I mean)!!!!!

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#142130 - 02/14/08 01:53 PM Re: Breakfast Special [Re: gims]
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Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota
Good one, MA. My dad will love this one.
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