I was wondering what the most interesting/funny/witty/thought-provoking comments you've worn or seen on t-shirts.

I have two that I like. One is Maxine and it reads....'if you can read this you're probably in my way."

The other I wore years ago before all my flesh relaxed and my boobs fell out. When I was still flat chested I had a pink t-shirt that said...."objects underneath are larger than they appear."

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Dee
"They will be able to say that she stood in the storm and when the wind did not blow her away....and surely it has not.....she adjusted her sails" - Elizabeth Edwards