If this has been posted already, sorry, but it so reminded me of raising two boys!!

Things Learned From Children

1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy
underwear and a superman cape.

2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls
of a 20 by 20 foot room.

3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words, "Uh-oh," it's
already too late.

4. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

6. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes
it does not leak - it explodes.

7. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot
house 4 inches deep.

8. Some things will pass through the digestive tract of a four year
old that you'd imagine would remain in him or her.

9. Super glue is forever.

10. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.

11. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.

12. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

13. VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even
though TV commercials show they do.

14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

15. The fire department has at least a 5 minute response time.

16. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms
dizzy.

17. It will however make cats dizzy.

18. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

I've seen this before but am so glad to see it again...I raised two boys, too and this doesn't even BEGIN to show the ideas their little fertile minds can think up.

Of course, now the 21-year-old has explained that all his taking things apart now helps him fix things.